Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Have You Ever....

Have you ever....

Been driving down the road and forget where you are going.

Been tickled by your husband to so much that you end up farting on his head.

Walked into a room and forgot why you went in there in the first place.

Peed on yourself because you could not get to the bathroom in time.

Had someone mistake your car with theirs and try to unlock your car with the keys to their car.

Forgotten the pin number for your ATM card.

Locked yourself out of your car and your brother-in-law had to bring you the spare keys to work.

Ended up losing your balance and falling while trying to use the bathroom while you are out hiking in the woods.

Some of the above events may or may not have really happened to me. If they have I will never tell.

1 comment:

  1. Ha Ha- I could confess to a few of those but I'm not telling which ones!